Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Kevin McCallister
Macaulay Culkin · 26 quotes
Kate McCallister
Catherine O'Hara · 13 quotes
Marv
Daniel Stern · 11 quotes
Buzz McCallister
Devin Ratray · 7 quotes
Jeff McCallister
Michael C. Maronna · 6 quotes
Peter
John Heard · 4 quotes
Megan
Hillary Wolf · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Marv & Harry (9), Kevin McCallister & Kate McCallister (5), Kevin McCallister & Jeff McCallister (5)
Home Alone quotes
Page 4 of 4Down here you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!
Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police! (CENSORED VERSION)
Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!
I made my family disappear. (thinks back to family treating him badly) I made my family disappear!
I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. (as he slabs on some after shave) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
This is my house; I have to defend it.
When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!