Macaulay Culkin movie quotes

115 quotes from 6 movies

Home Alone (1990) as Kevin McCallister

View Quote Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

View Quote [alone in Buzz's room in the empty house] Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!

View Quote When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!

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The Good Son (1993) as Henry Evans

View Quote ...once you realize that you can do anything... you're free. You can fly. Nobody can touch you... nobody.

View Quote [Last words] Mom! Mom, I love you!

View Quote [While they are playing hide and seek, and Mark says 'Hey, no fair!' after Henry shines a flashlight in his face] No fair? What do you think this is, a game?

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Party Monster (2003) as Michael Alig

View Quote I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.

View Quote But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!

View Quote The road of excess leads to a palace of... fabulousness!

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) as Kevin McCallister

View Quote Uncle Frank is in the bathroom taking a shower. He says if I walk in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.

View Quote [Imitating his father with a his Talkboy on slow mode] Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

View Quote (Telling the sticky bandits to catch him) I'm down here, you big horse's ass! [Note: when it's shown on television, some of the TV channels may or not censor what Kevin actually says to the sticky bandits]

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The Pagemaster (1994) as Richard Tyler

View Quote I lost my library card. I can't check anybody out. We'll never get to the exit now.

View Quote [repeated line] This is not good. Definitely not good.

View Quote Dad, 8% of all household accidents involve ladders, another 3% involve trees. We're looking at another 30% probability here.

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Saved! (2004) as Roland

View Quote Mary: I need to tell you guys something.
[Van suddenly haults]
Hilary Faye: Eew.
Veronica: Eew.
Roland: WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.

View Quote Cassandra: Hey, isn't that --
Roland: Mary?? What's she doing downtown?
Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood!
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb!?
Cassandra: Well, two reasons.
Roland: With Dean? I think there's a better chance of that pipe bomb.

View Quote Mary: So, what do you think of the new ride?
Veronica: Oh, you're so lucky, Hilary Faye.
Hilary Faye: Yeah. I could have had a Lexus Gold Edition, you know. [indicating Roland]
Veronica: Wow. Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. In countries like China, Hilary Faye probably would have been killed at birth.
Hilary Faye: Yeah... and then where would you be, Roland?
Roland: [deadpan] China.