“I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor, made into a slave by a...” – Richard Tyler, The Pagemaster ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Pagemaster 1994

Richard Tyler Macaulay Culkin

I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor, made into a slave by a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten-- got that? --eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!

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