Why do you think people wanna get married?
When you get older, you just have to.
I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler.
You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.
It is not.
Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair.
Not true [Pause] Have you ever kissed anyone?
Like they do on TV? No.
Maybe we should,, just to see what's the big deal.
But, I don't know how.
Practice on your arms.
Like this? [They practice kissing on their arms]
OK, 'nuff practice. [to Thomas J] Close your eyes.
But then I won't be able to see anything,
Just do it!
OK, OK! [He closes his eyes]
OK, on the count of three. [Leans over] One, two, two and a half, three [Vada and Thomas J kiss] Say something, it's too quiet.
Umm, Ummmmm...
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...
...And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Amen.
