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Vada: Why do you think people wanna get married?
Thomas J: When you get older, you just have to.
Vada: I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler.
Thomas J: You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.
Vada: It is not.
Thomas J: Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair.
Vada: Not true [Pause] Have you ever kissed anyone?
Thomas J: Like they do on TV? No.
Vada: Maybe we should,, just to see what's the big deal.
Thomas J: But, I don't know how.
Vada: Practice on your arms.
Thomas J: Like this? [They practice kissing on their arms]
Vada: OK, 'nuff practice. [to Thomas J] Close your eyes.
Thomas J: But then I won't be able to see anything,
Vada: Just do it!
Thomas J: OK, OK! [He closes his eyes]
Vada: OK, on the count of three. [Leans over] One, two, two and a half, three [Vada and Thomas J kiss] Say something, it's too quiet.
Thomas J: Umm, Ummmmm...
Vada: [agitated] Just hurry!
Thomas J: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...
Vada and Thomas J: ...And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Amen.
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