Maizy I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.
Maizy Shut up, yourself!
We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.
Played by Gaby Hoffmann 
Uncle Buck (1989) · 39 quotes
Uncle Buck (1989) · 39 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Uncle Buck (1989): in 5 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Buck Russell (2), Tia Russell (2), Miles (2)
Scenes with Maizy
5 scenes Maizy Maizy 
Do you think she hates me?
Maizy With a passion.
'Buck: Really? Do you think it's the hat?
Maizy No.
No? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I'll tell you a story about that on the way to school.
Did you brush your teeth?
Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.
You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it... to see if you actually brushed your teeth... or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.
Maizy [Buck leaves, as Miles gawks]
If that's true, we're gonna REALLY have to start brushing our teeth.
Maizy's Teacher Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
Maizy's Teacher [Maizy raises her hand]
Maizy?
Maizy My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maizy's Teacher Honest?
Maizy Mm-Hmm.
Maizy's Teacher Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maizy He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maizy's Teacher BLASPHEMER!
Maizy [about the bowling alley]
They have rent-a-shoes!
And rent-a-foot disease!
