Vada
My mommy and daddy did that?
Shelley
It's actually a very beautiful thing. And look, there wouldn't've been a Vada.
Vada
I think it should be outlawed. (doorbell rings) Oh, that's probably Thomas J. I don't wanna see him.[On menstruation] It's not fair. Nothing happens to boys.
Thomas J
Hi Vada. Can you come out?
Vada
I don't know.
Thomas J
Please, it's real hot, maybe we can go swimming.
Vada
No! [Shoving Thomas J off her porch after getting her first period] Get outta here! And don't come back for five to seven days!

