Roland quotes from Saved! (2004)

I need to tell you guys something.

Hilary Faye

Eew.

Veronica

Eew.

Roland

WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.

So, what do you think of the new ride?

Veronica

Oh, you're so lucky, Hilary Faye.

Hilary Faye

Yeah. I could have had a Lexus Gold Edition, you know. [indicating Roland]

Veronica

Wow. Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. In countries like China, Hilary Faye probably would have been killed at birth.

Hilary Faye

Yeah... and then where would you be, Roland?

Roland

China.

Cassandra

Hey, isn't that --

Roland

Mary?? What's she doing downtown?

Cassandra

There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood!

Roland

She's planting a pipe bomb!?

Cassandra

Well, two reasons.

Roland

With Dean? I think there's a better chance of that pipe bomb.