Lillian
I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
Mary
Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.
Played by Mary-Louise Parker 
Saved! (2004) · 22 quotes
Saved! (2004) · 22 quotes
Scenes with Lillian
4 scenes Lillian
Mary
Why would Dean's parents send him to a place like that?
Lillian
They probably didn't think they could handle it.
Mary
What do you mean?
Lillian
Well, having a child is like owning a car. I can change the oil, fill the gas tank, take it to a car wash, but if the carburetor broke, I wouldn't have a clue as to how to fix it.
Mary
So, you're saying you'd just send me to a place like Mercy House?
Lillian
Oh, Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian!
Mary
Mom...
Lillian
Do I need to worry about you? No. No, you're perfect. I don't have to worry about you.
Mary
[voice-over]
My mom just compared me to a car, so me having a baby is definitely under the category of things she couldn't handle.
Paramedic
[Mary is going into labor and is being carried into an ambulance]
I only got room for one of you.
Dean
I'm the father.
Patrick
I'm her boyfriend.
Mitch
[points to Dean]
I'm HIS boyfriend.
Paramedic
That's nice, but I've still only got room for one of you.
Lillian
[climbing into the ambulance]
Starting the party without me?
Lillian
[Mary and Lillian are watching a game show]
I hate this show. [switches channel]
Announcer on TV
Coming up on Lifetime: Valerie Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest, a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer.
Lillian
Oh, this looks good.
Valerie Bertinelli
[many minutes later]
There was a feeling of twilight in the air. All honeydew and lilac. God wasn't just smiling down on me; he was...jumping up and cheering! And then, well...I thought I was pregnant. I'd been throwing up every morning and I hadn't had my period in two months, so I took a home pregnancy test.
Woman, off-camera
What happened?
Valerie Bertinelli
...found out I wasn't pregnant. It was the cancer.
Mary
She found all that out from a home pregnancy test?
