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[Mary is going into labor and is being carried into an ambulance]
Paramedic: I only got room for one of you.
Dean: I'm the father.
Patrick: I'm her boyfriend.
Mitch: [points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend.
Paramedic: That's nice, but I've still only got room for one of you.
Lillian: [climbing into the ambulance] Starting the party without me?


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