Mary-Louise Parker movie quotes

View Quote [To Frank, after he shoots at Cooper and drives them away] Wow, you really are CIA.

View Quote [waking up in New York, to Frank] Wow, I really hate you right now.

View Quote The General has dropped his contact lens. Perhaps you'd like to help us?

View Quote [to Mack] You know what your problem is? You never want to be the bad guy. You want everything you do to be right, but it isn't. If you really didn't want me to go, you shouldn't have **** me.

View Quote Dee: Jane, do you ever feellike you're just this far... from being completely hysterical hours a day?
Jane: Half the people I know feel that way.The lucky ones feel that way.The rest of the people are hysterical hours a day.

View Quote Dee: Jane, do you ever feel like you are just this far from being completely hysterical twenty four hours a day?
Jane: Half the people I know feel that way. The lucky ones feel that way. The rest of the people are hysterical twenty four hours a day.

View Quote Lillian: I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
Mary: Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.

View Quote Mary: Why would Dean's parents send him to a place like that?
Lillian: They probably didn't think they could handle it.
Mary: What do you mean?
Lillian: Well, having a child is like owning a car. I can change the oil, fill the gas tank, take it to a car wash, but if the carburetor broke, I wouldn't have a clue as to how to fix it.
Mary: So, you're saying you'd just send me to a place like Mercy House?
Lillian: Oh, Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian!
Mary: Mom...
Lillian: Do I need to worry about you? No. No, you're perfect. I don't have to worry about you.
Mary: [voice-over] My mom just compared me to a car, so me having a baby is definitely under the category of things she couldn't handle.

View Quote [Mary and Lillian are watching a game show]
Lillian: I hate this show. [switches channel]
Announcer on TV: Coming up on Lifetime: Valerie Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest, a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer.
Lillian: Oh, this looks good.
[many minutes later]
Valerie Bertinelli: There was a feeling of twilight in the air. All honeydew and lilac. God wasn't just smiling down on me; he was...jumping up and cheering! And then, well...I thought I was pregnant. I'd been throwing up every morning and I hadn't had my period in two months, so I took a home pregnancy test.
Woman, off-camera: What happened?
Valerie Bertinelli: ...found out I wasn't pregnant. It was the cancer.
Mary: She found all that out from a home pregnancy test?