I need to tell you guys something.
Eew.
WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.
Saved! (2004) · 22 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Saved! (2004): in 3 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Hilary Faye (3), Mary (3), Roland (2)
I need to tell you guys something.
Eew.
WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.
Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on.
Yeah, me too.
She's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you be a warrior out there in the front line of Jesus.
You mean like shoot her?
No, no, no ... I was thinking of something a little less gangsta. I need someone who's spiritually armed to help guide her back to her faith--the love and care that only Jesus can supply. You down with that?
Yeah, I'm down with that.
She's pretty vulnerable right now, so I'm gonna need you to be extra gentle.
Hilary Faye, Veronica, and Tia meet Mary and shove her into Hilary Faye's van. While Veronica holds her down and Tia holds up a picture of Jesus, Hilary Faye stretches her hand toward Mary.
In the name of Jesus Christ, I command you, leave the body of this servant of God ...
You're performing an exorcism on me?!?!? Get off me! [she shoves Veronica aside and gets out of the van]
Where are you going? Get back here!
Mary, we've gotta get rid of the evil in you.
It's God's will!
God's will?
Christ died for your sins!
OK, wait a second. [pushes Tia aside] So are you not gonna accept our intervention here?
You mean kidnapping? No!
You are backsliding into the flames of hell.
You've become a magnet for sin! We've all witnessed it.
Sure, Veronica acting all pure--what about last spring break at the Promise Makers' rally, huh?
Oh my God ... you are making accusations as we're trying to save your soul? Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
You don't know the first thing about love.
I am filled with Christ's love! [throws her Bible at Mary] You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
So, what do you think of the new ride?
Oh, you're so lucky, Hilary Faye.
Yeah. I could have had a Lexus Gold Edition, you know. [indicating Roland]
Wow. Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. In countries like China, Hilary Faye probably would have been killed at birth.
Yeah... and then where would you be, Roland?