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Pastor Skip: (to Hilary Faye, Veronica, and Tia) Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on.
Hilary Faye: Yeah, me too.
Pastor Skip: She's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you be a warrior out there in the front line of Jesus.
Tia: You mean like shoot her?
Pastor Skip: (laughs) No, no, no ... I was thinking of something a little less gangsta. I need someone who's spiritually armed to help guide her back to her faith--the love and care that only Jesus can supply. You down with that?
Hilary Faye: Yeah, I'm down with that.
Pastor Skip: She's pretty vulnerable right now, so I'm gonna need you to be extra gentle.
Hilary Faye, Veronica, and Tia meet Mary and shove her into Hilary Faye's van. While Veronica holds her down and Tia holds up a picture of Jesus, Hilary Faye stretches her hand toward Mary. Hilary Faye: In the name of Jesus Christ, I command you, leave the body of this servant of God ...
Mary: You're performing an exorcism on me?!?!? Get off me! [she shoves Veronica aside and gets out of the van]
Tia: Where are you going? Get back here!
Hilary Faye: Mary, we've gotta get rid of the evil in you.
Tia: [holding up a picture of Jesus] It's God's will!
Mary: God's will?
Tia: Christ died for your sins!
Hilary Faye: OK, wait a second. [pushes Tia aside] So are you not gonna accept our intervention here?
Mary: You mean kidnapping? No!
Hilary Faye: You are backsliding into the flames of hell.
Veronica: You've become a magnet for sin! We've all witnessed it.
Mary: Sure, Veronica acting all pure--what about last spring break at the Promise Makers' rally, huh?
Hilary Faye: Oh my God ... you are making accusations as we're trying to save your soul? Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary: You don't know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye: I am filled with Christ's love! [throws her Bible at Mary] You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
Mary: [Mary hands Bible back to Hilary Faye] This is not a weapon, you idiot.

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