Saved! (2004) · 22 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Saved! (2004): in 6 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Hilary Faye (5)
...After asking Hilary Faye to 'save her'.
Cassandra So anyways, I finally managed to duct tape a piece of bacon into her locker.
People are running from Hilary Faye asking what 'that smell' is.
Hey Cassandra, how do you feel?
Cassandra I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye.
I told you! How great is Jesus?
Cassandra Yeah, about that...I've decided to devote my life to Satan, instead. But thanks!
You know, smoking isn't just bad for you; it's bad for all of us. Secondhand smoke kills.
Cassandra I'm counting on it. [throws the lit cigarette at Hilary Faye]
Do you wanna go wait in the van again? Do you know these are new pants! You're handicapped but get it together.
Cassandra Hey, Roland, how about we get outta here and you can give me a little spin in that thing? Release his parking brake, Hilary "Fake."
You smell like Tia's dad, have you been drinking? [camera shows Tia with a sour look on her face]
Cassandra Hey, isn't that --
Mary?? What's she doing downtown?
Cassandra There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood!
She's planting a pipe bomb!?
Cassandra Well, two reasons.
With Dean? I think there's a better chance of that pipe bomb.
You better be wearing underpants this time. No, seriously, move it higher. Higher!
Oh, you're doing a great job, Cassandra. It's looking really phat.
Cassandra I'm so glad.
Cassandra You can tacky up prom on your own. I quit!
Oh my gosh, you can't quit!
Cassandra Watch me! Watch me walkin' away! Watch me walkin' away from Jesus!
