..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine.
Michael Alig
Macaulay Culkin · 23 quotes
James St. James
Seth Green · 18 quotes
Most scenes together: Michael Alig & James St. James (8)
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Christina How do you like my UFO?
Elke He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.
Police Officer
[trying to pick Christina up]
Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.
I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
Can you put some ecstasy in mine?
Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Keoki
Are we going far?
All the way I hope.
Angel bailed me out.
Angel?
Well, actually, Angel bailed you out.
Me?
Yeah, I told the police I was you.
[James gawks in disbelief]
Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream!
Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!
Hi. I'm Michael Alig.
Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!
Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!
I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?
Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!
My father does not share your sense of humor!
I didn't know he was a Project X reader!
Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!
So, notice anything different?
No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?
Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?
So. How's the novel coming?
I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
Two pages in five years?
We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.
I pity the pod.
You're the Yoda to my Luke.
Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
That's good, right?
Talk Show Host Is it true, ma'am, that your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstasy?
Elke He said it was a headache pill.
Talk Show Host What happened when you took it?
Elke My headache went away!
But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!