Michael
Angel bailed me out.
James
Angel?
Michael
Well, actually, Angel bailed you out.
James
Me?
Michael
Yeah, I told the police I was you.
Michael
[James gawks in disbelief]
Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream!
James
Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!

