James St. James Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles.
Played by Seth Green 
Party Monster (2003) · 37 quotes
Party Monster (2003) · 37 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Party Monster (2003): in 18 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael Alig (8)
It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.
More lines from James St. James
9 quotes James St. James James St. James I don't do. I just am.
James St. James The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!"
James St. James Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus.
James St. James The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them.
James St. James Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up.
James St. James I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!
James St. James Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.
James St. James It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
Scenes with James St. James
8 scenes James Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
So. How's the novel coming?
James I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
Two pages in five years?
So, notice anything different?
James [looks around]
The flies?
No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?
James Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?
Hi. I'm Michael Alig.
James Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!
James I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
Can you put some ecstasy in mine?
We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.
James I pity the pod.
You're the Yoda to my Luke.
James Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
That's good, right?
Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!
James I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?
Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!
James My father does not share your sense of humor!
I didn't know he was a Project X reader!
James Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!
Angel bailed me out.
James Angel?
Well, actually, Angel bailed you out.
James Me?
Yeah, I told the police I was you.
[James gawks in disbelief]
Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream!
James Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!
