Kenny Fisher quotes

View Quote All right this is it. It is finally time for Kenny Fisher to become... da man. Now I've done my laps, and all ten finalists are present and accounted for. Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one at my disposal. Ten willing and able tour guides into the theme park of love. But who will it be? Which of you gorgeous ten will be the lucky one?

View Quote [after he spilled water on his pants] Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation!