A character in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Scott quotes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Seth Green

Scenes with Scott

3 scenes
Dr. Evil

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers

Scott

What, are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?

Dr. Evil

No Scott, I have a better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

Scott

Why don't you kill him now? I mean, come on, we can shoot 'em together it'll be fun. Bang!

Dr. Evil

One more word out of you and you are grounded Mr., and I am not joking!

Dr. Evil

Scotty, Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living?

Scott

Blow me...

Dr. Evil

What did you say?

Scott

Show me.

Dr. Evil

Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. [the guard starts dipping mechanism] Close the tank!

Scott

Wait, aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away.

Dr. Evil

No-no-no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?

Scott

I have a gun in my room. You give me 5 seconds, I'll get it. I'll come back down here, BOOM! I'll blow their brains out!

Dr. Evil

Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.

Scott

It's no hassle-

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

But-

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

I'm-

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

All I'm say-

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

They're gonna get a-

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

I'm-

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

I'm just-

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

Would-

Dr. Evil

Knock-knock.

Scott

Who's there?

Dr. Evil

Shh!

Scott

But-

Dr. Evil

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! Even before you start, that was a pre-emptive "Shh!" Just know that I have a whole bag of "Shh!" with your name on it.

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