Scenes with Scott
3 scenes
E Dr. Evil
Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott
What, are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
E Dr. Evil
No Scott, I have a better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Scott
Why don't you kill him now? I mean, come on, we can shoot 'em together it'll be fun. Bang!
E Dr. Evil
One more word out of you and you are grounded Mr., and I am not joking!
E Dr. Evil
Scotty, Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living?
Scott
Blow me...
E Dr. Evil
What did you say?
Scott
Show me.
E Dr. Evil
Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. [the guard starts dipping mechanism] Close the tank!
Scott
Wait, aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away.
E Dr. Evil
No-no-no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott
I have a gun in my room. You give me 5 seconds, I'll get it. I'll come back down here, BOOM! I'll blow their brains out!
E Dr. Evil
Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.
Scott
It's no hassle-
Scott
But-
Scott
I'm-
Scott
All I'm say-
Scott
They're gonna get a-
Scott
I'm-
Scott
I'm just-
Scott
Would-
Scott
Who's there?
Scott
But-
E Dr. Evil
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! Even before you start, that was a pre-emptive "Shh!" Just know that I have a whole bag of "Shh!" with your name on it.
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