A character in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Frau Farbissina quotes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Mindy Sterling

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): in 3 of its 99 quotes

Scenes with Frau Farbissina

3 scenes
Frau Farbissina

Remember when we froze your semen? You said that if it didn't look like you were coming back we should try to create an heir so a part of you would live forever?

Oh sure.

Frau Farbissina

Well, after a couple of years we got a little impatient. Dr Evil, I would like you to meet your son.

My son?

Frau Farbissina

Ja. SCOTT!

[Scott enters]

Hello Scott.

I'm your father. Dr Evil.

I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just show up and expect a relationship? I hate you. [Dr. Evil approaches Scott] What?

Can I have a hug?

Give me a hug.

No way.

Come here.

I'm not coming over there.

Let's go.

Forget it.

Pronto.

What are you doing?

I'm with it. I'm hip. Tak-a-tak-a-tak-a-tak-a [Dr. Evil dances the Macarena] Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.

Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!

[Dr. Evil runs after him with his arms out]

Hug, hug, hug.

Patty O'Brien

They're always after me lucky charms. [Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina laugh] What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms! What??

Frau Farbissina

It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun, and all of these children are trying to chase him, "Hey, leprechaun, leprechaun man, we want to get your lucky charms." Oh! And there are these little tiny pieces of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal. So when the kids eat them they think, "Oooh this is candy, I'm having fun!"

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