Remember when we froze your semen? You said that if it didn't look like you were coming back we should try to create an heir so a part of you would live forever?

Oh sure.

Well, after a couple of years we got a little impatient. Dr Evil, I would like you to meet your son.

My son?

Ja. SCOTT!

[Scott enters]

Hello Scott.

Hi.

I'm your father. Dr Evil.

I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just show up and expect a relationship? I hate you. [Dr. Evil approaches Scott] What?

Can I have a hug?

No.

Give me a hug.

No way.

Come here.

I'm not coming over there.

Let's go.

Forget it.

Pronto.

What are you doing?

I'm with it. I'm hip. Tak-a-tak-a-tak-a-tak-a [Dr. Evil dances the Macarena] Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.

Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!

[Dr. Evil runs after him with his arms out]

Hug, hug, hug.