A character in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Cowboy quotes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Tom Arnold

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): in 4 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Austin Powers (3)

Scenes with Cowboy

4 scenes
Cowboy
[Looking at the man that Austin Powers had drowned and left in the toilet]

Jesus Christ boy! What did you eat?

Cowboy

Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show?

No, actually, I'm English.

Cowboy

Oh... sorry.

[Austin is drowning a man in the toilet]

Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?

Cowboy

Yeah, that's right buddy! You show that turd who's boss.

[O'Brien is about to strangle Austin with his Good Luck Charm bracelet, but Austin gains upper hand by putting his hand into the toilet] [drowning O'Brien]

Who...does...Number 2 work for?! [still drowning him] Who...does Number 2...work for?!

Cowboy (Tom Arnold)
[next to the stall]

That's right, buddy, you show that turd who's boss! [O'Brien starts noisily drowning] Hey. Hey, just grab ahold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell. Come on. We're gonna get through this. [O'Brien is still noisily drowning] Hey, that-that sounds pretty nasty. How about a courtesy flush over there? [Austin has finally drowned O'Brien, who dropped his broken Good Luck Charms. Austin walks out of the stall, and the Cowboy walks out of the other stall and finds the dead O'Brien in the toilet] Jesus Christ, boy. What did you eat?!

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