Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) · 99 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): in 5 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Austin Powers (3), Doctor Evil (2)
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for.? Honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two Sea bass.
Number Two They are mutated sea bass.
Really? Are they ill tempered?
Number Two Absolutely.
Oh well, that's a start.
What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.
Number Two My name is Number Two and this is Alotta Fagina.
Come again?
Alotta Fagina
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind!
17.
Number Two Hit me.
You have 17, sir.
Number Two I like to live dangerously.
21. Very good, sir.
5.
I suggest you hit, sir.
I also like to live dangerously.
20 beats your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby.
Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal.
Number Two Dr. Evil, it's about the sharks. When you were frozen, they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some, but it would've taken months to clear up the red tape.
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?
Number Two Sea bass.
Right.
Number Two They are mutated sea bass.
Really? Are they ill-tempered?
Number Two Absolutely.
That's a start.
