Idle Hands (1999) · 15 quotes
Anton
Mick?
Mick
Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
Anton
Mick?
Mick
Yeah man, it's Mick.
Anton
You're dead!
Mick
No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
Anton
You think?
Mick
I know ****er, now dig me up!
Anton
Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick
Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton
Music?
Pnub
Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton
So what happened?
Mick
We figured, **** it, I mean, it was really far!
Mick
Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!
Pnub
You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?
Mick
**** it!
Pnub
Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!
Mick
Okay, watch it. Some of them are guys.
[After the Post Credits Roll, the Hand speaks] "
The Hand
Anton, I'll be back...We all go a little crazy sometimes. Just don't look under the bed..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
