Idle Hands (1999) · 15 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Idle Hands (1999): in 5 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Mick (2), Pnub (2)
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But, I'm gonna try to change. [hand twitches] Mick, Pnub I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well I guess that's all we did. [picks flowers from garden and throws them over the 'graves'] Amen.
Anton Mick?
Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
Anton Mick?
Yeah man, it's Mick.
Anton You're dead!
No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
Anton You think?
I know ****er, now dig me up!
Anton Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton Music?
Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton So what happened?
We figured, **** it, I mean, it was really far!
Anton Where did it go?
What, you mean the hand?
Anton Of course I mean the hand!
Try looking up your ass.
Anton **** little hand I got you now.[The hand is in a puppet disguise. He sneaks behind Anton's shoulder]
I'm your little daddy now...BITCH!!! [Anton and the hand fight] You should learn NOT to cut off the hand that feeds you Anton!!! AND NOW ANTON..YOU DIE!!!! [Anton punches the Hand who is still in the puppet outfit, then pins him to the floor.] EAT THIS BITCH!!! [Anton grabs him as he is about to deliver a striking blow]
Anton Who's you daddy now Bitch?
I'M GONNA **** YOU UP!!!
