Can't Hardly Wait (1998) · 16 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Can't Hardly Wait (1998): in 3 of its 16 quotes
Mike Dexter Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right?
Jake Girls that used to be in high school.
Mike Dexter No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women.
Mike Dexter You remember the time that you had to make that really stupid speech, and I kinda sorta tripped you, and everybody started laughing at you in school?
OK, yeah. Yeah.
Mike Dexter I'm sorry.
Oh, man. Don't worry about it.
Mike Dexter Hey, it's ancient history, right?
It's ancient history.
Mike Dexter When was that, anyway?
That was this morning at graduation.
Mike Dexter Oh, yeah.
Mike Dexter Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you?
Trip McNeely Really? Which ones?
Mike Dexter You must be racking up at college. College!
Trip McNeely I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman.
Mike Dexter Shut up! Come on, you can tell me.
Trip McNeely Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left.
Mike Dexter S-so, what happened?
Trip McNeely College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Mike Dexter Yeah, but... not all of 'em, right?
Trip McNeely Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They ALL are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen.
[Belches and then chuckles]
