Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you?

Really? Which ones?

You must be racking up at college. College!

I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman.

Shut up! Come on, you can tell me.

Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left.

[after an uneasy pause]

S-so, what happened?

[sighs]

College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.

[Tosses an empty beer can aside]

Yeah, but... not all of 'em, right?

Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They ALL are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen.
[Belches and then chuckles]