I don't know how to pack a suitcase. I've never done it once in my whole life!
Tough.
That's what Megan said.
Megan What did I say?
You told Kevin "Tough".
Megan The dope was whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to do, shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
I'm not an idiot!
Megan Oh, really? You're completely helpless! Everyone has to do everything for you.
She's right, Kev.
Excuse me, puke-breath, I'm a lot smaller than you! I don't know how to pack a suitcase!
Hey, I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff.
Shut up, Linnie.
You know what I should pack?
Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water.
Listen, Kev, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents".
What?
P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he's gonna wet the bed.
This house is so full of people, it made me sick! When I grow up and get married, I am living alone! [jumps up and down in frustration as Harry looks up at him] Did you hear me? I am living alone! I am living alone!
Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?
He just ate a load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple weeks. Is it true French babes don't shave their pits?
Some don't.
But they got nude beaches.
Not in the winter.
Buzz?
Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
Can I sleep in your room? I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my (deleted)! Check it out. Old man Marley.
Who's he?
You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer?
No.
That's him. Back in '58, he murdered his whole family and half the people on this block... with a snow shovel. Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since.
If he's the shovel slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him?
Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies. But everyone around here knows he did it. It'll just be a matter of time... before he does it again.
What's he doing now?
He walks up and down the streets every night... salting the sidewalks.
Maybe he's just trying to be nice.
No way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies into mummies.
