My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Jeff
Nick Swardson · 42 quotes
Alex
Allen Covert · 31 quotes
Dante
Peter Dante · 29 quotes
J.P.
Joel David Moore · 17 quotes
Shilo
16 quotes
Grace
Shirley Jones · 6 quotes
Lilly
Doris Roberts · 6 quotes
Mr. Cheezle
Kevin Nealon · 6 quotes
Bea
Shirley Knight · 5 quotes
Shiloh
David Spade · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Shilo (6), Dante & Shilo (4), Alex & Jeff (3)
Grandma's Boy quotes
Page 7 of 10Nice karma, Guy-Blow.
Oh my God! I am naked... Come on in!
Oh, I started a fight club.
Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!
Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.
Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]
Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping. Chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh my God, the wings to go with the breast. I don't know what you are but I'm gonna **** eat you, too.
Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose!
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
Ooh, dinner time. Oh, ****! Damn! Cocksucking ****er ass ****! Ohhh! Goddamn it!
Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
Shut up monkey, i've got company dude!
So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!
Space shuttle.