A character in Grandma's Boy (2006)

Shilo quotes from Grandma's Boy (2006)

5th most-quoted character in Grandma's Boy (2006): in 16 of its 143 quotes
Most scenes with: Alex (6), Dante (4), Jeff (2)

A line from Shilo

Yes it sucks we dont have alcohol, but we do serve shots <pause> of wheat grass.

More lines from Shilo

6 quotes
Shilo

I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.

Shilo

Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shilo and i'll be serving you today.

Shilo

Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....it won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

Scenes with Shilo

9 scenes
Josh

I love them so much...

You love who?

Josh

The girls at Madame Kamay's Philipino Palace

You've been spending our rent money, on philipino hookers?

Josh

They're NOT HOOKERS! They're massage theripists.

Big Mover (Kevin Nash)

They'll massage your **** for money.

Other Mover

Yea there's a word for that i think its hooker?

Josh

YOU'RE A HOOKER!

Hey Timmy, can I crash at your house?

Timmy

Why so you can jack off on my mom?

Jeff's a ****in liar Timmy!

That is pure **** insanity.

Yeah, he got addicted to hookers.

No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong kid... EVER!

Oh hey Alex, I was just puttin up my Christmas tree.

Dude, it's July.

Get the **** outta here, it is?!

School, [nerdy snicker] I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk.

Samantha

Cool.

Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

Barry

Hey Dante my girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...

No shit And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

Barry
[Laughing]

... yes... [Starts to cry]

What's up Douche Bigalow?

Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?

No, I self parked it in your asshole

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