I'm not brown... I'm bronzed!
Jeff
Nick Swardson · 42 quotes
Alex
Allen Covert · 31 quotes
Dante
Peter Dante · 29 quotes
J.P.
Joel David Moore · 17 quotes
Shilo
16 quotes
Grace
Shirley Jones · 6 quotes
Lilly
Doris Roberts · 6 quotes
Mr. Cheezle
Kevin Nealon · 6 quotes
Bea
Shirley Knight · 5 quotes
Shiloh
David Spade · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Shilo (6), Dante & Shilo (4), Alex & Jeff (3)
Grandma's Boy quotes
Page 6 of 10I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!
It's a wonderful dandelion/nettle blend. Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings.
It's called the Brown Bomber. It'll get you so stoned you'll shit your pants!
It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!
It's the future of gaming.
Jonny...? Who the **** is Jonny?
Later you guys!
Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.
Let's **** rage!
Let's make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anybody. Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!
Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....it won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!
Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?
Monkey, go karate chop that elephant!
My grandma drank all my pot.