Dude, you know you can't talk that loud when the lion comes!
Jeff
Nick Swardson · 42 quotes
Alex
Allen Covert · 31 quotes
Dante
Peter Dante · 29 quotes
J.P.
Joel David Moore · 17 quotes
Shilo
16 quotes
Grace
Shirley Jones · 6 quotes
Lilly
Doris Roberts · 6 quotes
Mr. Cheezle
Kevin Nealon · 6 quotes
Bea
Shirley Knight · 5 quotes
Shiloh
David Spade · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Shilo (6), Dante & Shilo (4), Alex & Jeff (3)
Grandma's Boy quotes
Page 4 of 10Dude, your bed's a car.
Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie! (Barry: For thirteen hours!)
Hello........Cool i hope its a naked dude with a boner.
Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
Hey, chill, bro. You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion is here!
Hey, JP - That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!
How can he see me?
I can hear my hair growing.
I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!