But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.
Jeff
Nick Swardson · 42 quotes
Alex
Allen Covert · 31 quotes
Dante
Peter Dante · 29 quotes
J.P.
Joel David Moore · 17 quotes
Shilo
16 quotes
Grace
Shirley Jones · 6 quotes
Lilly
Doris Roberts · 6 quotes
Mr. Cheezle
Kevin Nealon · 6 quotes
Bea
Shirley Knight · 5 quotes
Shiloh
David Spade · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Shilo (6), Dante & Shilo (4), Alex & Jeff (3)
Grandma's Boy quotes
Page 3 of 10Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
Does it scare you Kain?
Don't judge me monkey!
Don't slit your wrists Kahne, im here.
Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here.
Dragonflies?
Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!
Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!
Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandmother and her two roommates? That's like, legendary!
Dude, that party was off the hook kid, your girl can drink her ****in face off!!!!!
Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!
Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?