Dante quotes
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Monkey, go karate chop that elephant!
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Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!
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Suck those jugs, kid!
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The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!
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Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!
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I'm not brown... I'm bronzed!
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Dude, you know you can't talk that loud when the lion comes!
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So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!
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It's called the Brown Bomber. It'll get you so stoned you'll shit your pants!
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I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!
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What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
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Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!
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I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!
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This shits ****in crazy!!!
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You mean by girlfriend that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?
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Dude, that party was off the hook kid, your girl can drink her ****in face off!!!!!
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I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!
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Shut up monkey, i've got company dude!
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You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
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I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!
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It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!