I didn't wanna disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
Jeff
Nick Swardson · 42 quotes
Alex
Allen Covert · 31 quotes
Dante
Peter Dante · 29 quotes
J.P.
Joel David Moore · 17 quotes
Shilo
16 quotes
Grace
Shirley Jones · 6 quotes
Lilly
Doris Roberts · 6 quotes
Mr. Cheezle
Kevin Nealon · 6 quotes
Bea
Shirley Knight · 5 quotes
Shiloh
David Spade · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Shilo (6), Dante & Shilo (4), Alex & Jeff (3)
Grandma's Boy quotes
Page 5 of 10I feel like Tom Cruise in cocktail!
I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!
I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things are coming. Good things.
I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed into his soul, and its there I stayed until morning, which meant I will underestimate someone very close to me.
I hate your face!
I have to pee out of my ass.
I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.
I love my turtle.
I wanna eat the TV.
I want to get you a black cobra just to go around the neck...
I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.
I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.
I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!
I'm an Antique.