Grandma's Boy 2006 quotes, page 2

Jeff

My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.

Lilly

Uh-uh, wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Take that - You dirty dopers.

J.P.

Alex is **** Samantha!

J.P.

Adiós turd-nuggets.

J.P.

I am not amused.

J.P.

I want you to drink from my man faucet.

J.P.

Must ingest more fuel.

J.P.

Please sit on my face.

Jeff

I shoulda' worn a condom.

Alex

So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.

Jeff

So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?

Alex

You're ****in' weird man.

J.P.

People will bow to it.

Alex

This is like if Tyson fought an infant.

Alex

At least I have a bush!