Stupid **** idiot, red shirted ass.
Jeff
Nick Swardson · 42 quotes
Alex
Allen Covert · 31 quotes
Dante
Peter Dante · 29 quotes
J.P.
Joel David Moore · 17 quotes
Shilo
16 quotes
Grace
Shirley Jones · 6 quotes
Lilly
Doris Roberts · 6 quotes
Mr. Cheezle
Kevin Nealon · 6 quotes
Bea
Shirley Knight · 5 quotes
Shiloh
David Spade · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Shilo (6), Dante & Shilo (4), Alex & Jeff (3)
Grandma's Boy quotes
Page 8 of 10Suck those jugs, kid!
Thank you, Mr. President.
Thanks, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin.
That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.
That's sweet. Let's see... You're my, uh... I dunno, three-thousand something.
The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!
There was this baby... and i was trying to save it from this fire....
This shit's ****in' crazy!
This shits ****in crazy!!!
Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?
Want an ice-cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.
Wassup, Silver Fox?
Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shilo and i'll be serving you today.