What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
Jeff
Nick Swardson · 42 quotes
Alex
Allen Covert · 31 quotes
Dante
Peter Dante · 29 quotes
J.P.
Joel David Moore · 17 quotes
Shilo
16 quotes
Grace
Shirley Jones · 6 quotes
Lilly
Doris Roberts · 6 quotes
Mr. Cheezle
Kevin Nealon · 6 quotes
Bea
Shirley Knight · 5 quotes
Shiloh
David Spade · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex & Shilo (6), Dante & Shilo (4), Alex & Jeff (3)
Grandma's Boy quotes
Page 9 of 10What's goin' on, shitlips?
Whats up Douche Bigelow?
Who wants some cereal? (yeah Colonel Crackers is the best) Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us. I think he's so cute!
Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...(said like a news anchor) "A little Hiroshima on my balls".
Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
Ya I know....west west yo.
Ya it was my roomates.....they're crazy....they tied me up. They were having their way with me and right when i was about to call the police....i came....and that was nice
Yea.. but it's a **** sweet car!
Yeah, I know...west west, yo.
Yeah, it was my roommates, they're crazy. They tied me up. I was like one of those little calfs at the rodeo, all helpless, and you know, right when I was about to call the police, I came...and that felt nice.
Yes it sucks we dont have alcohol, but we do serve shots <pause> of wheat grass.
You can't get stoned and be an accountant, you make too many mistakes, lose people millions.
You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
You mean by girlfriend that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?