“Yeah, it was my roommates, they're crazy. They tied me up. I was like...” – Alex, Grandma's Boy ... Movie Quotes Database

Yeah, it was my roommates, they're crazy. They tied me up. I was like one of those little calfs at the rodeo, all helpless, and you know, right when I was about to call the police, I came...and that felt nice.

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