You know, Christ told me the secret to the Resurrection once. We were at this wedding in Cana, right? And I-I got drunk and forgot it.
Bethany Sloane
Linda Fiorentino · 49 quotes
Jay
Jason Mewes · 42 quotes
Rufus
Chris Rock · 37 quotes
Loki
Matt Damon · 32 quotes
Bartleby
Ben Affleck · 29 quotes
Metatron
Alan Rickman · 27 quotes
Serendipity
Salma Hayek Pinault · 14 quotes
Cardinal Glick
George Carlin · 5 quotes
Liz
Janeane Garofalo · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Bethany Sloane & Jay (20), Bethany Sloane & Rufus (18), Loki & Bartleby (15)
Dogma quotes
Page 12 of 12You know, you can have sex until the third trimester? (after Bethany reveals that she is pregnant)
You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it?
You tell someone you're a Metatron, they stare at you blankly. You mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone is a theology scholar, may I continue uninterrupted?
Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains gotta wake up!