[As Ace escapes the animal shelter, he runs into Krypto]
Oh. Man, that hurt.
Yes. And that hurt me as well, due to the fact that I feel pain as any ordinary canine would.
[pause]
Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in a middle of a prison break, so could you please...?
"Prison break"? [flies and lands in front of Ace] Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, dog I've never met.
The heck you talkin' about, man? You the same dog that was literally just behind me.
Impossible. That dog wore glasses. [pause] Now, surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.
Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there. You wanna throw paws? Then fine. But I should warn you, I'm ⅛ boxer!
[places his paw on Ace's face]
And ⅞ chihuahua.
Chihuahuas are vicious! [still struggling] Take that! Take a little bit of this! Tap out and I'll let you out. [Krypto yawns] Here comes the thunder! You're gonna get it! [fakes pain] AAH!!! Oh man, I'm gettin' a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee. Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, I had you where I wanted you. Ah, banana! Get me-Get me a banana. Hurry up! [tries to make a run for it, but Krypto freezes him at his feet] That's cold, man.
GL Green Lantern
[as Chip gets rubble off Green Lantern, he falls off until she catches him in her hands]
Hey, don't worry. I got you. [Chip sighs in relief]
[The Flash run toward Merton]
OK, what's happening?
F Flash
Wow, this is so weird.
F Flash
High-fiving so slow when we're both really fast. Huh.
[The Flash and Merton high-five. Now, PB faces Wonder Woman]
Princess Diana of Themyscira, I humbly present myself, Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you.
WW Wonder Woman
You will be a mighty warrior. And cuddle buddy.
A Aquaman
[Wonder Woman hugs the pig. Nearby, Aquaman cries]
Woe is me. No one cares about the water guy.
[Keith's face appears in a puddle]
This water guy does. Hey, my name's Keith. [he climbs up to Aquaman's shoulder]
A Aquaman
Aw, little piggy kisses.
[as Keith kisses his cheek, Mark smiles as he watches his friend]
Hey smokey. You're looking a little burnt out. Need a light? [lights up Mark, causing him to float]
[Ace and Batman sit beside each other]
So, you're a dog. I am the Batman. Sorry, I'm not really great with animals.
Yeah, I'm not really great with people. Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.
As a child, my family was taken from me.
As a puppy, I was taken from my family.
My emotions, always in check.
B Both
No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.
Ah, what the heck. [leaps on Batman and licks him, making the Dark Knight laugh]
Good boy. OK, the Batman loves you, too.
[as Krypto watches the ship launch high towards the atmosphere, the melting Keith and cinched Mark crawl toward him while coughing]
Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.
When it leaves the atmosphere, it'll implode.
[Krypto remains staring at them as they continue to cough]
We're just coughing. Go!
I'm coming for you, Superman.
[Krypto flies up toward the rocket]
[in a post-credit scene, Krypto and Superman are having a game of fetch with Squeezy Bruce. Krypto goes to pick it up, but something zooms by and takes it. He reveals that he's face-to-face with a black dog, Anubis, who has Squeezy Bruce in his mouth]
That's my toy.
A Anubis
Then why is it in my mouth?
BA Black Adam
[the scene cuts to Black Adam, who floats behind Superman]
Superman.
A Anubis
[spits out Squeezy Bruce]
Antihero. It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler. You make up your own rules and then you break 'em. Also, you can ignore most moral and ethical conventions because no one can stop you.
Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.
If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain?
A Anubis
Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you.
Very villain thing to do.
A Anubis
It's a fine line. I'm not gonna lie.
Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto.
A Anubis
Oh, yeah? Watch him.
[Anubis zooms into space with Black Adam. Krypto picks up Squeezy Bruce and trots off]
My toy.
[Krypto wakes from unconsciousness and finds Ace on top of him]
Ah... Man, it sucks bein' a canine shield. [stands up] I think my teeth are still glowing.
Yeah, well, you were in the middle of saving ours.
You know what they say about dogs?
[chuckles nervously]
So something did get through that super skull of yours.
Don't make me take it back. [they both shake paws]
[now, we see a close-up of Lulu's face]
Terrifying villains, deadly assassins, I have come to recruit you for a siege of murderous savagery! [staring at Lulu, ten guinea pigs, two of them, and each one of them, in each cage, munch on food] My fellow, furrier guinea pigs. I have sought you out because you're apex predators. Gods amongst men! [still munching, the guinea pigs continue to stare at her] OK, look. Pig to pig, I need your help because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle. [with her powers, Lulu summons a TV which shows a newscast of Lex]
N Newscaster
[voiceover]
Thwarted by the Justice League, Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.
[the TV pauses]
That's my best friend. [chuckles] And mentor. Best friend and mentor. Ahem. [presses play on the remote with her foot]
N Newscaster
[voiceover]
Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, Stryker's Island is the world's most inescapable prison.
Which is where you dorks come in. You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta this dump, I'm gonna need an army. [she rips open the doors of the cages as the guinea pigs squeak]
[The camera then focuses on two guinea pigs; a white one, and a brown one. The white guinea pig's name is Keith, and the brown one's name is Mark]
Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.
Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water. [beside him, a dark gray guinea pig drinks water from a sipping bottle]
We even have Spanish class every miercoles.
Uh, you have nothing... [holds the shard of orange Kryptonite] ...until you've licked from the cold steel straw of power!
[the guineas pigs walk out of their cages and toward the glowing orange light]
