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Diego Luna movie quotes

22 quotes from 3 movies
Diego Luna
Manolo

I know about the wager. Xibalba cheated!

He did WHAT?!

Manolo

Yeah! With a two-headed snake!

(La Muerte starts to boil with rage)

You might wanna cover your ears right now.

XIIIIIIII...BAAAAALLLLLLL...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (engulfs the Land of the Forgotten in light)

(suddenly appears when the brightness faded)

Yes, my dear? (suddenly shocked when he sees Manolo and the group) Oh.

You misbegotten son of a leprous donkey! YOU CHEATED!! AGAIN!!!

I did no such thing! (La Muerte grabs Xibalba's two-headed snake and turns it back into a staff) Oh, that. It has a mind of its own...or two.

That is unforgivable!

Oh, please! I never sent that snake to Maria, and I never gave that medal to Joaquin! (realizes what he just said)

(suspicious)

What...medal?

The..... one I never gave him. Ever at all. Never. Who is this Joaquin?

(grabs Xibalba)

You gave Joaquin the Medal of Everlasting Life?!

Yes.

Manolo

"Medal of Everlasting Life"?

Whoever wears the medal cannot die or be injured. (slaps Xibalba)

Please, may I? (is lifted, and then slaps Xibalba repeatedly) Thank you. (glares at Xibalba as she descends back down)

Uh, can I get a slap, too?

Manolo

Meet me at the bridge at dawn.

I can't, Manolo. My father won't...

Manolo

Please, Maria. I beg you.

(Maria agrees, Manolo slides down the streetlamp, Xibalba watches Manolo running for the Proposal Tree.)

If she meets him alone, I will lose the wager. (summons his two-headed snake) Fix this for me, old friend.

Manolo

I will never see her again...

(Manolo kneels in sadness until Xibalba disguises as an old man behind)

Are you certain?

(thunder strikes revealing Xibalba's shadow over Manolo)

Do you want to see Maria again?

Manolo

With all my heart...

(Xibalba reveals himself)

Think about what you say, boy.

Manolo
(Manolo looks at Xibalba in sadness, thunder claps revealing a skeleton form, looking at his guitar reading: "Always play from the heart- ❤ Maria")

With all... my... heart...

Done. (snaps his fingers)

Manolo
(Xibalba's snake staff bites Manolo and dies)

Maria...

Sanjay
(Manolo dies after bitten by Xibalba's snake staff)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Manolo, too?

Goth Boy

What is it with Mexicans and death?!

Sasha
(sadly)

But it can't end like this. Can it?

(comforting Sasha)

Oh, my sweet child, this is not the end.

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Chip

Great. I am the only one who did not get any super pow— [lightning shoots out of his paws]

Chip

You are super strong! And your tail is now made of fire!

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Traveling is really cool.

Tenoch

Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.

[walking out of the shower naked]

You're full of shit, man.

Tenoch
[laughing]

I may be full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.

Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!

You have to make the clitoris your best friend.

Tenoch

What kind of friend is always hiding?

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