You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch What kind of friend is always hiding?
Most-quoted character in Y Tu Mamá También (2001): in 7 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Julio Zapata (5), Luisa Cortés (2)
Scenes with Tenoch
7 scenes Tenoch
Jano
I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch: No, about ****s like you.
Jano
Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing high school tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch When do you begin?
Jano'
Have you read my book already?
Tenoch I read the critics.
Jano
Critics are a bunch of assholes.
Traveling is really cool.
Tenoch Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.
Tenoch [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio]
How many times did you **** her?
Once, we were really wasted.
Tenoch When did you do it?
I don't know.
Tenoch When? Tell me when!
When you went to Lake Tahoe.
Tenoch Where was Cecilia?
She was sick
Tenoch Where did you do it?
I don't know
Tenoch What do you mean you don't know, asshole?
I think it was in a party.
Tenoch What party asshole?
I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch Where Saba popped her cherry?
Tenoch [angrily]
What are you laughing at, ****er? Don't laugh, ****!
Tenoch Me too.
You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch Julio! Me too, ****!
You too what?
Tenoch I **** Ceci, your girlfriend!
What?
That's not true! When?
Tenoch After the Plastilina concert.
****! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch In my house.
In your house, asshole?
Tenoch She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!
Tenoch Did she blow you?
Tenoch [angrily]
Look me in the eye asshole! Did she blow you?
No.
Tenoch Did you blow her? You **** pig!
Of course not, c'mon!
Tenoch Did she come?
How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
Tenoch Did she like it?
I don't know
Tenoch Did you like it, asshole?
No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it! [pause] Dude, I wanted to tell you.
Tenoch [shouts]
**** you asshole! You **** up our friendship, you **** up my trust, you **** my girl! You **** up me! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your **** comics and the **** dress for Ana, that whore!
Tenoch, dude, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
Tenoch An accident? [angrily] You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't **** her! You don't **** her!
Tenoch [laughing]
I may be full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!
