Y Tu Mamá También quotes

View Quote Jano: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch: No, about ****s like you.
Jano: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing high school tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch: When do you begin?
Jano': Have you read my book already?
Tenoch: I read the critics.
Jano: Critics are a bunch of assholes.

View Quote Julio: [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man.
Tenoch: [laughing] I may be full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
Julio: Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!

View Quote Julio: Traveling is really cool.
Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.

View Quote Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?

View Quote Silvia: Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here.
Saba: [on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere.

View Quote Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you **** her?
Julio: Once, we were really wasted.
Tenoch: When did you do it?
Julio: I don't know.
Tenoch: When? Tell me when!
Julio: When you went to Lake Tahoe.
Tenoch: Where was Cecilia?
Julio: She was sick
Tenoch: Where did you do it?
Julio: I don't know
Tenoch: What do you mean you don't know, asshole?
Julio: I think it was in a party.
Tenoch: What party asshole?
Julio: I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch: Where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio: [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at, ****er? Don't laugh, ****!

View Quote Tenoch: Did she blow you?
Julio: [looks away] Of course not man!
Tenoch: [angrily] Look me in the eye asshole! Did she blow you?
Julio: No.
Tenoch: Did you blow her? You **** pig!
Julio: Of course not, c'mon!
Tenoch: Did she come?
Julio: How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
Tenoch: Did she like it?
Julio: I don't know
Tenoch: Did you like it, asshole?
Julio: No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it! [pause] Dude, I wanted to tell you.
Tenoch: [shouts] **** you asshole! You **** up our friendship, you **** up my trust, you **** my girl! You **** up me! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your **** comics and the **** dress for Ana, that whore!
Julio: Tenoch, dude, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
Tenoch: An accident? [angrily] You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't **** her! You don't **** her!
Julio: [shyly] Right... right.

View Quote Tenoch: Me too.
Luisa: You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch: Julio! Me too, ****!
Julio: You too what?
Tenoch: I **** Ceci, your girlfriend!
Luisa: What?
Julio: That's not true! When?
Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert.
Julio: ****! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch: In my house.
Julio: In your house, asshole?
Tenoch: She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!

View Quote Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it.

View Quote Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.

View Quote Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!

View Quote Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.

View Quote Who cares who you two **** when you come that fast!