Sarah Michelle Gellar movie quotes

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

View Quote We're a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom.

View Quote You know what, I like to get ****, I like to get **** hard. Okay, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, violence is a big problem in our society today and I will not support it. That is the primary reason why I won't do anal.

View Quote Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.

View Quote Listen, you little shit-stick-mayberry-ass reject. There's been a murder, and you are going to fry in hell if you ignore it!

View Quote Well, Bob. At summer's end, I plan on moving to New York where I'll pursue a career as a serious actress. It's my goal to entertain the world through artistic expression. Through art, I shall serve my country.

View Quote Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me.

View Quote Fred: [in Daphne's body] Hey good looking!
Daphne: [in Fred's body] Fred! You egocentric...
Shaggy: [interrupting] Please! Tell me you guys are you!
Daphne: [in Fred's body, She stamps foot, exasperated] Fred keeps touching me!

View Quote Daphne: We did it!
Fred: Yes we did. [the two kiss; Daphne suddenly breaks off]
Daphne: Fred, cut it out!
[both smile]

View Quote Daphne: Some plan. That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.
Fred: Daph, look, it's not our fault that you always get kidnapped.
Daphne: I do not always get kidnapped. I can't believe you'd say that to me.
Velma: Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. [Daphne steals her glasses] Hey, my glasses!
Daphne: Who's helpless, now?
Velma: [feels Fred's shoes and starts choking Fred] I'm gonna kill you, Daphne!
Fred: [pushes Velma off] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [checks his ascot] Watch the ascot!
Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. [Daphne hands Velma's glasses and Velma snatches them back] I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble-gum-flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby: Mmm-mmm!
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?
Scooby: Uh-huh.
Velma: You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit.
Shaggy: No.
Daphne: No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here.
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, you guys, don't do this. Please, don't go.
Scooby: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
Scooby: What now, Shaggy?
Shaggy: I guess we'll all just do what we do best, Scoob.

View Quote while April is driving
Casey: Can't this piece of junk go any faster?!
April: You wanna drive?!
Casey: I would as a matter of fact!
Karai: You would think they would be more concerned about the thirteenth monster.
[Foot Ninja silently nods in agreement.]

View Quote Village Boy: [quietly] The Ghost of the Jungle. [sometime later; to April O'Neil; pointing at a tree] There. That's where I saw him.
April O'Neil: Thank you. You'd better get home now.
Village Boy: Do you know the Ghost?
April: [looks back smiling] He wasn't always a ghost.

View Quote April: Hey, careful! Those aren't souvenirs.
Dock worker: Uh, sorry about that, ma'am.
April: Where are you, Casey? [speed dials Casey] Come on. Come on, pick up. [annoyed] Don't do this to me again, not now.
Casey Jones: [on answering machine] Casey can't come to the phone right now, because...we're hardly working. [picks up phone] Uhh. This better be good.
April: Casey, I'm standing on the docks with a priceless statue and no delivery truck. So my question is, Where are you?
Casey: April! Hey, babe! I'm so sorry, I set the alarm clock, but-- But-- [quickly looks around, and picks up the alarm clock and puts it on the floor and crushes it as the alarm beeps] It-it's broken, the clock. [bashes it on the coffee table, which causes the batteries to fly out, finally stopping it.]
April: It's bad enough that you're out every night playing vigilante, but we've got a deadline to meet.
Casey: I'm sorry. Oh, wait, babe, real quick. You left a message saying you found Leo. I mean, is he there with you?
April: No. I found him. He's not coming back.
Casey: But-- But didn't you tell him how weird things have gotten with the Turtles?
April: Look, Casey, we're gonna lose the biggest client we have if you don't get down here.
Casey: All right. I'm on my way.