Most scenes together: Scooby & Shaggy (5), Fred Jones & Black Knight Ghost (2), Fred Jones & Velma Dinkley (2)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed quotes
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Cotton Candy Glob NOOO! I'll give you cavities!
I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! When a girl-- [Shaggy turns it off while coughing after he puts his head in the machine that exploded]
You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?!
Scooby...[zoom] Dooby... [zoom]] Doo!
Patrick Stop wasting my time! Do you hear me?! Now, I want you to question all of your scum-bucket friends. They'll find out about what they know about those stolen costumes, or else you'll be known from here on in as the Soiled Underwear Ghost. I want answers! Now, go!
Yes, sir!
Patrick Now!
Yes, sir!
On your knees, knave.
Can't you see we're talking?
You can't fool me with that macho façade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.
Ohh, you've touched my inner child... AND HE'S REALLY MAD!
Hey! Nice job last night...
Losers!
What dorks!
Guys, come on! Remember what I told you?
Never pick your nose in public?
Image is everything.
Yes! Image is everything. The whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face. They're costumes.
Yo, Metalhead!
Yes?
Bring it! [Black Knight Ghost Hits Fred with shield] He brought it all right.
The only time we've done something right is when we accidentally plowed into the Snow Ghost, because we accidentally glued our feet to rocket-powered roller skates.
Yeah! Eight stupid times!
Let's face it Scoob. We'll never anymore than our old goofy selves. [sad] I wish once, just once, I could do the right thing on purpose. You know Scoob, like be a hero, and save the day...But who are we kidding, right? [throws rock into lake which hits Captain Cutler's helmet and makes a hollow noise] Captain Cutler's ghost. CAPTAIN CUTLER'S GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out my pecs, little man!
Hush now, buffoon. This is a highly combustible synthesis.
A what?
I'm going to transform us back!
No way, geek! I'm gonna stay this way FOREVEEEER! [throws formula into the wall]
NOOOOO!
Why are you giving this to me? [hands it back to her]
I'll distract those skeletal screwballs, you and Scooby get this to the Monster Hive.
Us?! [looks at Scooby]
Yes, you're faster than me. Once there, just plug it into the base, [points to a button on the control panel] and push this button. I fixed it so it'll destroy all the monsters.
You mean we all screw-ups?
I mean, we tried being heroes like you guys, but we're not, okay? We're just not!
No way!
Like me? [kneels next to Shaggy] That's funny... I've always wanted to be like you guys. [Shaggy and Scooby look at each other in confusion] You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are. Whether you're fearful, or joyful, or... hungry. I think you've been heroes all along. You just haven't known it.
Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.
I don't know nothing about no monsters.
Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?
There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!
Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?
"Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in My Fair Lady.
Then why did we find the monster book in your library?
Wait a second... You're the runts what vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!