Velma Dinkley Come on, let's solve a mystery.
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004): in 6 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Fred Jones (2), Scooby (2), Shaggy (2)
Whose you're mommy?
More lines from Velma Dinkley
2 quotes Velma Dinkley Velma Dinkley No, I can't in this outfit.
Scenes with Velma Dinkley
3 scenes Velma Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.
Jeremiah Wickles
I don't know nothing about no monsters.
Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?
Jeremiah Wickles
There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!
Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?
Jeremiah Wickles
"Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in My Fair Lady.
Velma Then why did we find the monster book in your library?
Jeremiah Wickles
Wait a second... You're the runts what vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!
Velma [hands Shaggy the control panel]
Here Shaggy, take this.
Why are you giving this to me? [hands it back to her]
Velma [hands it back to Shaggy]
I'll distract those skeletal screwballs, you and Scooby get this to the Monster Hive.
Us?! [looks at Scooby]
Velma Yes, you're faster than me. Once there, just plug it into the base, [points to a button on the control panel] and push this button. I fixed it so it'll destroy all the monsters.
You mean we all screw-ups?
I mean, we tried being heroes like you guys, but we're not, okay? We're just not!
No way!
Velma [surprised]
Like me? [kneels next to Shaggy] That's funny... I've always wanted to be like you guys. [Shaggy and Scooby look at each other in confusion] You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are. Whether you're fearful, or joyful, or... hungry. I think you've been heroes all along. You just haven't known it.
Male Reporter
[everyone starts cheering]
Mystery Inc., Do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?
Velma Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is... [Daphne and Velma takes off the mask]
NO! [everyone gasping]
Heather Jasper-Howe.
Uh-huh. Huh? [Jeremiah and Patrick arrive]
Female Reporter 1 But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.
[to Heather]
You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. [points at Ned] NED. [going to a flashback where Ned puts on Heather's costume] When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure he quickly changed into her costume.
Female Reporter 2 But why did she do it?
Velma Because, Heather-Jasper Howe is actually... [Velma peels her face off turns out it's their past foe and everyone gasps louder] ...Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. [Daphne and Shaggy gasps and shocking Jeremiah Wickles] The original Pterodactyl Ghost.
Female Reporter 3 But how do you know this?
Velma [showing the picture]
A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.
So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.
Yeah.
He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us!
Then he framed poor hideous old man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.
Jeremiah Wickles
As if you getting the lead in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!
I was an excellent Eliza! You were to acty!
Jeremiah Wickles
AND STEALING MY TATER TOTS!!!!!
You kept saying you felt puffy!
And the real identity of Ned is... [rips his hair realizing it's himself]
Ned OW!
NED!
Huh?
I would've gotten away with it. If it weren't for those meddling kids and the dog, two!!!!!!!!!!!! [everyone cheers Mystery Inc.]
Ned You were a dude this whole time?
Of course, dummkopf.
Ned But, we cuddled.
