[in Daphne's body]
I couldn't get to my body. I didn't know where else to go, I panicked! It's not easy to steer when you're pure spirit! [looks down and becomes impressed.] Hey.... I can look at myself naked!
Velma Oh, brother!
Most-quoted role: Velma in Scooby-Doo (2002), 9 quotes
Movies Velma 
I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.
Velma You seem less...
Spooky!
Velma Than we'd have guessed.
Some plan. That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.
Daph, look, it's not our fault that you always get kidnapped.
I do not always get kidnapped. I can't believe you'd say that to me.
Velma Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. [Daphne steals her glasses] Hey, my glasses!
Who's helpless, now?
Velma [feels Fred's shoes and starts choking Fred]
I'm gonna kill you, Daphne!
Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. [Daphne hands Velma's glasses and Velma snatches them back] I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble-gum-flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Mmm-mmm!
That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?
Uh-huh.
Velma You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.
Thanks.
Velma I quit.
No.
No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.
Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma I'm outta here.
Good riddance.
Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, you guys, don't do this. Please, don't go.
Do I quit?
No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
What now, Shaggy?
I guess we'll all just do what we do best, Scoob.
Velma Dinkley (having the necklace, black wig on and orange PVC catsuit on)
Whose you're mommy?
Velma Dinkley Come on, let's solve a mystery.
Velma Dinkley No, I can't in this outfit.
How's little Natasha?
Laura She's…Nathaniel. [Smiles apologetically]
Laura I see you with the Avengers, and, well…
You don't think they need me?
Laura Actually, I think they do. They're gods. And they need someone to keep them down to Earth.
[Clint brings the team to his house off the grid and introduces his family]
She's clearly an agent of some kind.
Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura I already know all of your names.
[two children, a boy and a girl, book into the room] [Caught off guard]
And these are…smaller agents.
Laura Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Why don't ya hug her and find out? [Lila rushes to her arms]