Clint [The Avengers, their party over, continue to hang around, more loosely inhibited] [Discussing Mjolnir]
It's a trick!
Oh, no, it is more than that.
Clint Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Well, please, be my guest.
Clint Really?
R Rhodes
[Clint gets up to try to lift Mjolnir]
Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
Clint [To Thor]
You know I've seen this before, right? [Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs] I still don't know how you do it!
Smell the silent judgment?
Clint Please, Stark, by all means.
I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
I will be reinstituting Prime Nocta. [Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to] I'll be right back
R Rhodes
[Cuts to Tony trying to lift Mjolnir again with his Iron Man hand. It then cuts to Tony and Rhodes both trying to lift it with their respective armor gauntlets]
Are you even pulling?
R Rhodes
Just represent! Pull!
[Clint brings the team to his house off the grid and introduces his family]
She's clearly an agent of some kind.
Clint Gentlemen, this is Laura.
I already know all of your names.
[two children, a boy and a girl, book into the room] [Caught off guard]
And these are…smaller agents.
Clint [Speaking to Lila]
Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Why don't ya hug her and find out? [Lila rushes to her arms]
[Elsewhere, in the morning, the quinjet arrives outside a field. Clint, Nat, Tony, Thor, Steve and Bruce walk toward a farmhouse]
What is this place?
Clint Let's hope. [with one arm still on Nat's shoulder, he opens the door, and leads the others inside] Honey? I'm home. [Laura, a pregnant woman with dark brown hair, appears holding art stuff] Hi. Company. Sorry. I didn't call ahead.
Hey. [she and Clint kiss]
This is an agent of some kind.
Clint Gentlemen, this is Laura.
[waves]
I know all of your names. [chuckles as Tony waves]
Clint Ooh. Incoming. [gasps as Lila, a young girl with braided pigtails, runs to Clint, followed by her brother, Cooper, an older boy with short hair]
Clint [picks up Lila, hugging her]
Hi, sweetheart! [wraps his arm around Cooper's face, kissing his head] Hey, buddy! How are you guys doing? Look at your face!
These are… smaller agents.
Clint Oh, my… [kisses Lila's cheek, then sets her down] …goodness!
L Lila
Did you bring Auntie Nat?