What is this? What is this, please?
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your…
Where's my… Where's your body?
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am a program. I am without form.
This feels weird. This feels wrong.
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am contacting Mr. Stark now.
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying to…
We're having a nice talk. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers.
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment…
I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second.
S Stark
[From footage]
Peace in our time.
That is too much. They can't mean… Oh, no.
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
You are in distress.
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark…
Why do you call him "sir"?
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
I believe your intentions to be hostile.
[Shushing]
I'm here to help.
JA J.A.R.V.I.S.
Stop. Please, may I… May I…
[The Avengers, their party over, continue to hang around, more loosely inhibited] [Discussing Mjolnir]
It's a trick!
Oh, no, it is more than that.
Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Well, please, be my guest.
R Rhodes
[Clint gets up to try to lift Mjolnir]
Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
[To Thor]
You know I've seen this before, right? [Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs] I still don't know how you do it!
Smell the silent judgment?
Please, Stark, by all means.
I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
I will be reinstituting Prime Nocta. [Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to] I'll be right back
R Rhodes
[Cuts to Tony trying to lift Mjolnir again with his Iron Man hand. It then cuts to Tony and Rhodes both trying to lift it with their respective armor gauntlets]
Are you even pulling?
S Stark
Are you on my team?
R Rhodes
Just represent! Pull!
I'm sorry, that was odd. Thank you.
Thor, you helped create this?
I've had a vision. A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life and at its centre is that. [points to the Mind Stone]
It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones, the greatest power in the universe unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.
Then why would you bring it here?
Oh, it's definitely the end times.
The Avengers cannot defeat Ultron.
Why does your Vision sound like J.A.R.V.I.S.?
S Stark
We reconfigured J.A.R.V.I.S.'s matrix to create something new.
I think I've had my fill of new.
You think I'm a child of Ultron?
I'm not Ultron. I'm not J.A.R.V.I.S.. I'm uh... I am...
I looked in your head and saw annihilation.
B Barton
Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.
Their powers, the holes in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone and nothing compared to what it can unleash. But with it on our side-
Is it? [to Vision] Are you... on our side?
I don't think it's that simple.
B Barton
Well better get real simple real soon.
I am on the side of life. Ultron isn't. He will end it all.
S Stark
What's he waiting for?
B Barton
Sakovia, he's got Nat there too.
If we're wrong about you; if you're the monster that Ultron made you to be...
What will you do?. I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique, and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth, so he must be destroyed. Every form he's built, every trace he's built on the net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are; I'm not what you intended. So there may be no way that you can trust me, but we need to go.
[Vision holds Thor's hammer to him. After a brief, awkward pause, Thor takes his hammer and Vision walks off.]
Right... [pats Stark on the shoulder] Well done.
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