Scooby-Doo (2002) · 30 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Scooby-Doo (2002): in 8 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Shaggy Rogers (5), Fred (4), Velma (4)
Daphne? Are you okay?
I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Uh, where's Shagster?
Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Me, too.
Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?
Scooby Yeah! He-he-he-he!
Pam, any comments for us?
This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure.
Fred, what's the secret of your success?
Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork... and I always have a plan. Come on.
I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...
Old Man Smithers?
The creepy janitor?
Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.
How could you, Pamela? I am a lover boy of George Clooney-an proportions.
Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?
I can answer that. Watch. [she and Fred reveal what Smithers was wearing under his costume.] These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.
I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!
Scooby Scooby-dooby-doo!
Some plan. That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.
Daph, look, it's not our fault that you always get kidnapped.
I do not always get kidnapped. I can't believe you'd say that to me.
Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. [Daphne steals her glasses] Hey, my glasses!
Who's helpless, now?
Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. [Daphne hands Velma's glasses and Velma snatches them back] I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble-gum-flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Mmm-mmm!
That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?
Scooby Uh-huh.
You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.
Thanks.
I quit.
No.
No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.
Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
I'm outta here.
Good riddance.
Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, you guys, don't do this. Please, don't go.
Scooby Do I quit?
No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
Scooby What now, Shaggy?
I guess we'll all just do what we do best, Scoob.
I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
Oh, we don't go near any place with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy" in the name.
Scooby Or "hydrocolonic."
Right, or "hydrocolonic," but that's for a whole different reason, man.
I'm sorry, dude. Look, ah, I'd love to help you out, you look like a really nice guy. It's just we're not detectives any more.
Oh, no. I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
Oh, we don't go near any place with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy" in the name.
Scooby Or "hydrocolonic."
Right, or "hydrocolonic," but that's for a whole different reason, man. [starts to walk away]
Mr. Mondavarious would like you to solve a mystery. He'll pay you a fee of ten thousand American dollars.
Yeah, it's just materialism's not really our bag, man.
He'll provide you with free air fare?
No thanks.
Room and board?
Er...no thanks.
And...all you can eat. [Shaggy smiles dreamily]
Scooby All you can eat? [falls over]
Scooby Hey!
Ghosts don't stand a chance with me. Let me at 'em! I'll rack 'em! I'll sock 'em!
Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such thing as ghosts.
Sure, there are. And when I find them, I'll give them a dose of puppy power! [starts peeing on Daphne] Ta-da!
Ooh.
That little egomaniac had flipped his lid.
It was an accident!
You don't have the scrote for this job, pally! Now listen up, losers. The time has come to appoint me your unquestioned leader. Either that, or I'm outta here!
Scooby Hmm...
What's the idea? [gets kicked off the Mystery Machine van, rolls away] You can't do this to me! People adore me! [kicks the suitcase] Ow! I’m as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own TV show.
How groovy is this, man? Spooky Island finally came through with its all-you-can-eat deal. And there's nobody I'd rather gorge myself with than you, Scooby-Doo.
Scooby Aww. My best friend.
You're my best friend, buddy. And you're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza. [Shaggy eats a piece of pizza with a hot pepper on it. He gulps it then spits it out as Scooby chuckles] Zoinks! These peppers are, like, hot!
Scooby Wimp.
Wimp? Do you think you could handle it? Then why don't you put your mouth where your mouth is?
Scooby OK.
Scooby Huh?
Scooby Oh, no!!!!
Hey!
Here you go, dude! [Shaggy grabs a bottle of ketchup. He pulls out Scooby's tongue from his mouth and squirts ketchup on it. As Shaggy lets his tongue go, Scooby sighs with relief] Like, how'd that taste, man?
Scooby Mmm! Delicious!
Well, garcon, let's get two more! [Shaggy grabs two jars of hot peppers, one for him and one for Scooby. They take off the lids and clink them together] On the count of 3.
Scooby and Shaggy 1… 2… 3!
[Just as they gulp down the peppers and scream, smoke wafts out of the eyes of the modeled tiki at the hotel entrance outside]
Throughout the ages, there has been one hero standing watch over us all.
One hero protecting mankind wherever he is needed.
He moves in the shadows. Cloaked in mystery.
And now, in the summer of 2002, he will be called upon yet again to save the world.
Scooby Who, me? Uh-uh.
[The view transitions to a green -like background as text saying "2002" and "The New Doo" appear then zoom away. The film's title zooms out, along with more text saying, "June 14". The view fades to black as the film's U.R.L. and the Warner Bros. Pictures print logo appear for a few seconds, along with the website "www.scoobydoo.com", then fade away]
